Badd Motherf*cker by Jasinda Wilder
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Published by Self-Published on October 28, 2016
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Pages: 356

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Audiobook Narrator: Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne
Audiobook Length: 8 Hours and 2 Minutes

This book may be unsuitable for people under 18 years of age due to its use of sexual content, drug and alcohol use, and/or violence.

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Synopsis

Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That’s what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping I’d get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really can’t get any worse of a day without someone actually dying.

So…I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous…

And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.

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Eight brothers, one bar.

Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah?

I kinda think so.

Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.

I knew I shouldn’t have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I’ve chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.

I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it—at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up…

Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination—and I’ve got a hell of an imagination.

I knew I shouldn’t have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently.

But I did.

There are so many problems with this book.

First, it’s categorized as romantic comedy. This is erotica. You can’t have chapter after chapter of explicit sex and call it a romance novel. Also, what comedy? There is a lot of drama and violence. There was nothing funny about it.

Secondly, you have to suspend almost all logic while reading. So much happens way too fast. I think at one point, it’s even mentioned that the h is a lawyer. If that’s the case, why doesn’t it mention her suing the ex for the cost of the wedding she paid for that he actually used to marry the one he was cheating with? I mean, I’d want my money back if that were me. The services were used by somebody else.

Thirdly, there are too many Badd brothers. It got way too confusing keeping track of who was who, especially when nicknames started getting used. Just as I got used to the first two brothers (who fought too much and were violent and that was okay with the h because she joined in like that was normal behavior), a flood of brothers came in. I know there are eight brothers only because that was repeated ad nauseum.

Lastly, the epilogue is NOT to be used to plug the next book in a series. It’s meant for tying up any loose ends in the current book or telling the fate of the characters they just told the story about. This one was to throw in one more sex scene with the second brother who is featured in the second book.

I’m grateful I didn’t have to pay for this book. I also got the next five books in this series for free in an Amazon sale. I’m debating whether to even bother trying to read the next one.